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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}

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