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{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}

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Gibbons Stamp Monthly (GSM) is a British philatelic magazine which can trace its roots back to 1890. GSM is published by the famous stamps and collectables firm of Stanley Gibbons and each issue includes updates to their various catalogues.

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{"fact":"Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.","length":219}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a factory that sells passable products?","punchline":"A satisfactory","id":49}

{"type":"general","setup":"You see, mountains aren't just funny.","punchline":"They are hill areas.","id":400}

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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

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Fasu, also known as Namo Me, is one of the Kutubuan languages of New Guinea.

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